i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written by a women…
"im not sexist im just going to assume this was written by a woman because it has something to do with wanting expensive gifts" moron
My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses them all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.
If you can’t handle the sass, you can’t handle the ass
i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep